You Know You're A Mentor When...

...you watch the Tao of Mentors video, you can't help but want to dance to Torley's music with griefer batman!
...you fly after a naked newbie over 3 PG sims to catch him (and have him get dressed) before a report is filed
...someone on OI calls you a bot.
...you go to Help Island Public to hang out with your friends.
...you have 10 L$ on your balance and answer to the question 'How do i make money in SL ?' for the umpteenth time.
...you get so happy when someone learns to remove a box from their head... :/
...you have a serious discussion about the decor of MDStyle OI's.
...you don't push a new resident -and you smile and smile...- when he/she say you (sixth time): "I want sex, give me sex!" :)
...when your RL partner asks you to come to bed and you spend the next hour insisting that he/she gets dressed
...iRL you help a friend and mention he/she should visit help island.
...you walk down your RL High St and every now and again you think "hm, that person needs to go into Edit Appearance..."
...you stop being a jeerer, and start using the JIRA